Sustainable Travel Advocate T-Shirts

'If you lose your electrical charge before you get to a recharge, you just wind this.'

Heathrow Protesters - This airport's rubbish!

"Tell us the truth - it was you pedaling all the time, wasn't it?"

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

Packaging Russian Dolls

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

But is it organic?

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

100% carbon neutral

No pollution! It's a good day to get my eco-nut sister's present. What is it? Something she's agitated for all year. Where are we going? Here's good. She's so lucky. Not everyone gets fresh air for Christmas!

"I have a new program that draws from his energy to power all our computers and phones. We should be good for the next 10 years."

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

Vivienne Westwood

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

"Can you believe Jim made all the furniture out of old rubbish?"

Price may vary with weather.

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

"Don't you think it's time you turned off those lights?"

Humans are 100% recyclable.

"Turns that out! - We're supposed to be saving energy!!"

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

Water scarcity in Africa

"It's an all-they-didn't-eat buffet."

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."

Look! There's a photo of our eco club's Earth Day actions in the newspaper! Sports. Power up the green machine!! I could use more copies. Me too. They're going to really power up my college applications.

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.