Sustainable Travel Advocate Pillows

'If you lose your electrical charge before you get to a recharge, you just wind this.'

Heathrow Protesters - This airport's rubbish!

"Tell us the truth - it was you pedaling all the time, wasn't it?"

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

Packaging Russian Dolls

But is it organic?

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

100% carbon neutral

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

"I have a new program that draws from his energy to power all our computers and phones. We should be good for the next 10 years."

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

Price may vary with weather.

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

Water scarcity in Africa

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

"It's an all-they-didn't-eat buffet."

"Turns that out! - We're supposed to be saving energy!!"

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."

'More homes and wind turbines planned.'

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

"We can't go. We don't have enough carbon offset credits to get to the Grand Canyon."

'Look on the bright side: now we qualify for an energy-conservation award.'