Eco-travel Enthusiast Pillows

Bus driver says to passenger: 'This IS a green bus, but that doesn't mean you can recycle your ticket.'

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Politically Correct Snowperson

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

Sale! Weed Whackers

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

Watching Sea Life.

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."

"We can't go. We don't have enough carbon offset credits to get to the Grand Canyon."

'I guess they're not here for contact.'

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

I want to talk about the environment...

A whale with corporate sponsorship

Electric car

A gap between the solar panels

"Al Gore happens to be a friend of mine."

'Is it organic?'

Child walking with balloon which represents global warming.

World's cheapest car

Electric powered sleigh with wrong fitting.

"They migrate here each summer."

Penguin lost his appetite because of contaminated fish.

Magazines - All Special Green Issues.

"We've made a few changes."

"We now allow our employees to send their drones in to work for them. It saves them time and money on gas."

"Nope. No fish."