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The two men under the clock waiting for their girls.

Congregation

'I'm not trying to be romantic. I've had my electricity cut off.'

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

"Be kind"

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

Hildegard von Bingen

'Your night writing book, madam.'

"I don't leave home without it!"

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

The Fuse

'To avoid possible schism, a period of careful reflection is needed before changing the light-bulb.'

'Sharing is saying you're my friend, without having to say 'you're my friend'.'

'I don't know why I'm so unpopular - I haven't got a nasty bone in my body.'

Be an Anti-Bullying Hero! Choose Respect.

"Should I just give him the £2.50 or does that look cheap. . . would he say anything if I just walked past?"

'With our romantic candlelight dinner, I'm obligated to include a safe-sex warning.'

Nocturne

Missing Daylight: So dark. So cold.

"It's a full-blown empathy attack!. . . help me sneak him out of here before this thing spreads through the entire company!"

'Can't you stop being charitable, we are on vacation.'

Tree and bear hugging.

"So anyway, I found a worm on the path the other day and carried it to safety. Then I hear: 'Hey! I was heading the other way!"

"Thanks so much for letting me crash here, I really appreciate how unassertive you are."

National #@*&%!$@? Tourettes Institute *&%!$

"Lost all track fo time with you. 93 unread messages!"

'I called the electric company and told them not to hurry to restore power.'

"We've agreed we need more workplace kindness. Let's move on to enforcement."

Candlelight

The Poor Man Donating Love to the Rich

'Shhhhh...He's preparing for the holiday season.'

' Well..She did it to me again.'

...I'm here at the gruesome scene now. Yes, what began as a candlelight vigil,ended in mass tragedy when the thousands of moths in attendance became inexplicably drawn to each other's flames.

Aesop's Fables - The Lion and the Mouse

Rex is suddenly regretting having offered to help the old lady cross the road...