Candlelight Advocate Mugs

The two men under the clock waiting for their girls.

Congregation

'I'm not trying to be romantic. I've had my electricity cut off.'

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

"Be kind"

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

Hildegard von Bingen

'Your night writing book, madam.'

"I don't leave home without it!"

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

The Fuse

'To avoid possible schism, a period of careful reflection is needed before changing the light-bulb.'

'Sharing is saying you're my friend, without having to say 'you're my friend'.'

'I don't know why I'm so unpopular - I haven't got a nasty bone in my body.'

Missing Daylight: So dark. So cold.

Nocturne

Be an Anti-Bullying Hero! Choose Respect.

'With our romantic candlelight dinner, I'm obligated to include a safe-sex warning.'

"It's a full-blown empathy attack!. . . help me sneak him out of here before this thing spreads through the entire company!"

Tree and bear hugging.

'Can't you stop being charitable, we are on vacation.'

"We've agreed we need more workplace kindness. Let's move on to enforcement."

"So anyway, I found a worm on the path the other day and carried it to safety. Then I hear: 'Hey! I was heading the other way!"

Candlelight

National #@*&%!$@? Tourettes Institute *&%!$

"Lost all track fo time with you. 93 unread messages!"

'I called the electric company and told them not to hurry to restore power.'

"Thanks so much for letting me crash here, I really appreciate how unassertive you are."

The Poor Man Donating Love to the Rich

'Shhhhh...He's preparing for the holiday season.'

' Well..She did it to me again.'

Do NOT enter - instead do something nice for someone you like

"Being from a protected species is no free pass for bullying! Stop charging at everything that moves!"

...I'm here at the gruesome scene now. Yes, what began as a candlelight vigil,ended in mass tragedy when the thousands of moths in attendance became inexplicably drawn to each other's flames.

Rex is suddenly regretting having offered to help the old lady cross the road...