Traveling Light T-Shirts

"Behold the secret to happiness."

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Sloaney Pony.

Easter Island legs

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"First class, or with children?"

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Desert Island Meals.

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

Omara Portuondo

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Airport Security.

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

"Thank god I bought my layers."

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

Sparkling Water

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

'Are we there yet?'