Traveling Light Pillows

Tired of being slowed down at airport security, Vince began to travel in only a pair of Speedos.

"Behold the secret to happiness."

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Sloaney Pony.

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Easter Island legs

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Desert Island Meals.

"First class, or with children?"

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

Omara Portuondo

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

"Thank god I bought my layers."

Sparkling Water

The Family Joules: Part 16

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Airport Security.

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda