Travelling Pillows

"I'm a citizen of the world, but I'm based in Bayonne."

"I'm bored - let's buy a house in the country that has lots of problems."

"Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore. . ."

"OK, head on down then take the second lane on the right, hang a left then first right, up ahead is the runway. You can't miss it."

Sign reads: Customer service - Ring bell to be noticed.

The end is near. Are we nearly there yet?

No... Clocks. DO YOU HAVE CLOCKS? It's a good thing Chuck raised his voice, because Pedro understood loud English.

Caution the Future Lies Ahead.

"Has it ever occurred to anyone that if we stopped wearing these damned skirts we wouldn't have to march off to defend our manhood every five minutes?"

Man doing a crossword puzzle noticing a rat doing a maze puzzle

'My insurance won't pay for an MRI!'

'I'm afraid in our global economy, it's no longer possible to get away from it all.'

"It's been nice talking to you, but I should probably get back to staring blankly ahead."

'We'd like to tour the great malls of China!'

'What do you mean I was driving erratically?'

"I guess the teachers can't wait either."

Doing an equipment inventory back in five months.

"This doesn't look like you."

Sightseeing in the car

BA apologise for abnormal delays - normal delays will be resumed as soon as possible.

Road less travelled filled with people.

'...I didn't think you'd get on the bus to tell me.'

"It's a boy!"

'That's actually a common misconception. The truth is we can go eight days without water, but only if we drink a lot of other stuff...you know, like apple juice.'

Workaholic on holiday

'Wow, they really baby you here!'

Welcome Back!

'We provide temporary housing for new hires.'

A variety of people standing in a bus queue.

"O.K., who's the designated whiner?"

'We're there already? I'm still watching my video!'

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

"Miss you, too."

Easter Island Heads with Camcorder.

Yet another family that decided to drop everything and follow The Grateful Dead around for a while.