Travelling Prints

"I'm a citizen of the world, but I'm based in Bayonne."

"I'm bored - let's buy a house in the country that has lots of problems."

"Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore. . ."

"OK, head on down then take the second lane on the right, hang a left then first right, up ahead is the runway. You can't miss it."

Sign reads: Customer service - Ring bell to be noticed.

The end is near. Are we nearly there yet?

No... Clocks. DO YOU HAVE CLOCKS? It's a good thing Chuck raised his voice, because Pedro understood loud English.

Caution the Future Lies Ahead.

Man doing a crossword puzzle noticing a rat doing a maze puzzle

"Has it ever occurred to anyone that if we stopped wearing these damned skirts we wouldn't have to march off to defend our manhood every five minutes?"

'My insurance won't pay for an MRI!'

'I'm afraid in our global economy, it's no longer possible to get away from it all.'

'What do you mean I was driving erratically?'

'We'd like to tour the great malls of China!'

"I guess the teachers can't wait either."

"This doesn't look like you."

Doing an equipment inventory back in five months.

"It's been nice talking to you, but I should probably get back to staring blankly ahead."

'...I didn't think you'd get on the bus to tell me.'

Sightseeing in the car

Road less travelled filled with people.

BA apologise for abnormal delays - normal delays will be resumed as soon as possible.

'We provide temporary housing for new hires.'

'That's actually a common misconception. The truth is we can go eight days without water, but only if we drink a lot of other stuff...you know, like apple juice.'

Welcome Back!

"It's a boy!"

Workaholic on holiday

'Wow, they really baby you here!'

A variety of people standing in a bus queue.

'We're there already? I'm still watching my video!'

"O.K., who's the designated whiner?"

Yet another family that decided to drop everything and follow The Grateful Dead around for a while.

London only $59 (1/8 of the way)

"Sir, any pre-existing illnesses?" "Yes, brain damage from trying to read all the small print."

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'