Travel Prints

Car driving towards a sign that reads "You are now entering The Holidays - No exits"

"We'd be there by now in the car you know."

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

"We spent the summer on the Côte de Jersey."

"Once again, we're boarding only our Elite Premium passengers at this time. Thank you."

"I have a terrible fear of flying coach."

French Army Knife

Walking Tours of New York

'Oh no - a Highwayman!'

"Boy, first class sure looks good."

"It's New York. It wants you back."

Manhattan Cat atop the Flatiron Building

"Hold on -- your boarding pass says 'possum,' but your passport says 'opossum.'"

"What's that Scottish word for when its cold, dark and raining?"

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

"Do you ever have days when you just don't feel like designing jewelry?"

"Queen's Pawn to Albuquerque,New Mexico."

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Cornwall

"Jack, we're going all the way to Abilene. Must you ride so close?"

"Well, there goes our last coconut. Maurice! I hope you're satisfied."

"Ladies and gentlemen, is there a bankruptcy attorney on board?"

"Did we mention that we spent last summer in Maine?"

A penguin keeps a globe upside-down.

'Starbucks! Starbucks!...'

'Mercy sakes, Rubber Duck. Looks like we got us a convoy!'

"Don't worry—he surrounds himself with good people."

Welcome to Texas - Last Vegan Pizza for 773 miles.

"This is coach class. Let's lose the smile."

Go Back to New York

Of all the penguins, Sigmund was the only one with any sense.

'What do you mean you're out of ice?'

Hipster Island

Caution: Fork in road ahead.

'You're not from around here?'