Traveling Chic Pillows

'I believe you did opt for our budget, no frills, no luggage booking.'

Flags

Hoxton map.

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

"Of course it's not a mirage - mirages don't wear Chanel No 5."

'I stopped you so I could find out where you got that great outfit.'

'Gee, Doc; why the long face?'

People Holidaying in the Highlands

Passengers checking for their train

Blonde woman talking to airport bookshop assistant, 'I'll be spending a lot of time by the pool - do you have anything in pink that would match my bikini?'

Fringe festival

"Hang on -- I'm going to make the jump to 90 m.p.h."

"It cuts air resistance."

How very Balham!

'Does it say 'business class?''

"It's a toss up whether they charge you duty on your new outfit or stick you in quarantine!"

Dog luggage.

'Please, Senora, no stiletto heels.'

Cautious old lady wont go near the railings because shi is afraid she will slip through.

'I shouldn't have worn socks.'

Suddenly a delightful Continental custom is sweeping America!

The progressive traveller, circa 3500 BC. . .

Celebrity Rainwear

Excess Baggage: If you are worried about your brand new designer luggage, do not watch them load it on the plane.

Excess Baggage: You are old enough to remember when folks got all dressed up to travel.

Excess Baggage: Some folks are 'just in case' packers...As in, 'just in case a prom breaks out'...

'I need to dress as a traveler rather than as a tourists.'

'I'm looking for a pocket camera,a pocket watch, a pocket diary, a pocket...'

When People Start to Look Like their Luggade

"I want something practical, comfortable and fuel-efficient, but that doesn't have an adverse effect on my overall coolness."

"We'd like to get away from it all, but stay within walking distance to a 'Starbucks'."

"I ran into Ruth Hagerstrom this afternoon. Now everybody's been to China except us."