Travel Comic Lover Gifts

'Budget is the name of the airline. Nobody said anything about cheap flights.'

Carefree luggage.

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"Check it out! The big Comic-Con starts this week!"

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."

Getting out of baggage fees is tricky, another sweater or two and I'd be charged for an extra seat.

Can I have a look at the map?

"Enjoy your stay at the Bat Hotel. Breakfast is at 7 a.m. The guano bucket is down the hall and to the left."

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'

'Straight on, you can't miss it.'

'I'm happy to report our use of air sickness bags has declined sharply since we quit serving meals.'

1,000 places to see after you die by Shirley Maclaine.

"I'm going to Bognor next year!"

"Well, that's just great! I guess pigs don't fly after all!"

Holiday Luggage

"The next time you have an 'emergency', have it on the roof like every other self-respecting bird!"

'Hello, this is your captain speaking... I'm on the next flight!'

Why used clothing should be declared a dangerous weapon...

Traffic Sign

"Yeah, it's a drag, but the only flight I could get was a red-eye."

Your Luggage

The Leaning Tower of Pizza

"Well, they did say half-board."

'You've been looking for that cuff-link, haven't you? Well...'

'We're not going to Roswell again, it's such a tourist trap.'

Alfredo the knife thrower's first air trip.

"I get it...you went south for the winter. Now, don't you think it's time to ditch the shirt?"

"And this is my niece. She's four. She'd also love to eat you."

"Whether I have five passengers or five hundred, I try to make the same inane announcements."

"There's a gender neutral toilet under the bed."