Comic-con Traveler Gifts

"Check it out! The big Comic-Con starts this week!"

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Transylvanian backpackers.

Superheroes take a selfie

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 21

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

Official Fight Cards

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

Malaprop Man! Adventures. Malaprop Man! Where have you been? At a stupor her comet confection! Did many of your fellow heroes show up? We had a great turnabout! Backman and the Incredible Bulk were there! So was Caption Americ, the Flush, Wander Woman and Plasterman! Very impressive. Who was the most popular with the fans? I think I was the main distraction! I have no doubt at all about that!

Mayhem, Inc. Part 25

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."

"This is crazy! We've been here only 10 minutes, we've spent all our money, and we've got nothing to show for it!"

Knights of the Square Table.

"Enjoy your stay at the Bat Hotel. Breakfast is at 7 a.m. The guano bucket is down the hall and to the left."

Steve found himself on his travels.

"Got to go. I just heard a faint 'shazam."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty One

The briefs on the outside? Actually it started by accident when I used to change in phone booths.

"The next time you have an 'emergency', have it on the roof like every other self-respecting bird!"

'Hello, this is your captain speaking... I'm on the next flight!'

Comic-Con 2013

'Budget is the name of the airline. Nobody said anything about cheap flights.'

'Next time, spring for a little more, and get a GOOD GPS'

Comic Con Creeper

"Well, they did say half-board."

Wow! Look what you get when you hire a ride service right in front of a comic book convention!

"Hmmm, I finished off the Green Goblin, but my Spidey sense is still tingling..."

'A few years ago I switched from the utility belt to utility suspenders.'

"Them's fighting words."

"I get it...you went south for the winter. Now, don't you think it's time to ditch the shirt?"

"I'd like to go somewhere with warm water, balmy breezes and no extradition treaty."

"I'm not sure if that's William Shatner or Deadpool without his mask."

"Oh, bugger!"