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'Budget is the name of the airline. Nobody said anything about cheap flights.'

Carefree luggage.

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

Getting out of baggage fees is tricky, another sweater or two and I'd be charged for an extra seat.

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."

Can I have a look at the map?

'Straight on, you can't miss it.'

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'

'I'm happy to report our use of air sickness bags has declined sharply since we quit serving meals.'

"Well, that's just great! I guess pigs don't fly after all!"

"I'm going to Bognor next year!"

Holiday Luggage

'Hello, this is your captain speaking... I'm on the next flight!'

Why used clothing should be declared a dangerous weapon...

Traffic Sign

'You've been looking for that cuff-link, haven't you? Well...'

Your Luggage

"Well, they did say half-board."

"Yeah, it's a drag, but the only flight I could get was a red-eye."

The Leaning Tower of Pizza

'We're not going to Roswell again, it's such a tourist trap.'

"I get it...you went south for the winter. Now, don't you think it's time to ditch the shirt?"

Alfredo the knife thrower's first air trip.

At the airport.

"Whether I have five passengers or five hundred, I try to make the same inane announcements."

"And this is my niece. She's four. She'd also love to eat you."

"There's a gender neutral toilet under the bed."