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'Bloody typical.'

A migrating bird's worst nightmare.

Holiday Luggage

'You've been randomly selected for further security screening.'

Traffic Sign

'I sentence you to thirty days in jail or one week on a low budget cruise.'

"Care to send a 'Wish you were here' card to friends?"

Bad sea-legs

'Your luggage is still missing but we've found a stray sock that might be yours.'

'I'm sure the people who live around here will know where we are.'

Getting out of baggage fees is tricky, another sweater or two and I'd be charged for an extra seat.

Coast Side Tours,"I suppose you're used to this sort of thing."

Luggage Collection: A pirate's damaged treasure chest.

'Boarding first will be those wearing transparent raincoats...'

"It's the police they say they would send someone round but they can't find our reservation..."

'Yes, it's ten past.....oh, damn!'

'I'm not flying anywhere... I'm just here for the pat down search.'

'Frankly, I've never left the country because of my lousy passport photo.'

'I'll let you search this one, Jeff.'

Human Cull: Fellow passengers who push in front of where you are standing at the baggage carousel so that you can no longer see the bags.

No Loitering

Dip In Road sign down in a deep dip.

"I just flew in from Japan."

"In 1,500 miles, float left, and your destination will be on your right."

Prices of public transport in Cuba

"Did you pack that pouch yourself? Have you allowed anyone else to carry it for you. Any sharp items or liquids?. . ."

This highway is a test. It is only a test. Had this been an actual highway you would have been somewhere by now.

Carefree luggage.

"Aye Captain, this be perfect for the plank!"

Ahem. Divided Airline. In unison please. Ready. Let's do it. Please let us off the plane we've been delayed 14 hours. Do you think anyone heard us? I thirst for water. Chirp.

Airport. Arrivals. Departures. In this case, I think "ETA" stands for "estimated time of aggravation"!

Man sitting backwards on a carriage gets his pocket picked

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. I. - Crowded state of lodging-houses.

"The bad news is we're delayed five hours and you're all going to miss your connections. The good news is I'm timed out, so I'm going home."

"It's a procedure, sir. Remove your turban!"