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Let's stop at the next exit. We may need an antacid, if I read the sign correctly."

'We're not going to Roswell again, it's such a tourist trap.'

Uh Oh...

Alfredo the knife thrower's first air trip.

"Do we allow a potential terrorist on board, or do we get sued silly for discriminating against the body mass index-challenged?"

'Steve says Air Canada may ban cats from some of their flights... I'm not unhappy! There wasn't that much leg room.'

Rest Stop - 2 Miles. . . No Facilities.

"That's a service they offer for parents traveling on vacation with their kids."

"We find the defendants guilty on the charges of missed connections, separated seats, crying babies, bad weather, turbulence and running out of chicken."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins at my ATM."

The Leaning Tower of Pizza

Carefree luggage.

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

Airport Security.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"Didn't you just say that?"

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

"I thought they just hibernated for the winter."

"My guess it's guacamole."

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

Limerick Airport

"Rule #1: don't offer to carry anything!"

'This one is a bit different - twelve Indian call centres in eight days.'

Billy strip: comic will make you sick.

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'