Trash Panda Enthusiasts Gifts

Raccoon notepad

"It's called, 'Goth'."

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

"You're adopted."

"I've no idea what he said...but he's so darned cute."

"Look, until there's a Tinder for pandas, we have to meet the old-fashioned way: being locked in a room together by scientists."

"I had a lovely evening talking trash with you."

Environmental Conscience

"Let's face it Mum, the main reason we're an endangered species is that we're fussy eaters..."

"Your mascara is running."

'Don't give me that 'Protected Species' excuse: You've been naughty, you'll be punished!'

"You know, we have our little spats, but we don't argue about what to eat nearly as much as other couples."

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

Time for today's dose of emotional manipulation...

"Head of Sales, VP of Marketing, and an endangeres species....Wow. I'm impressed..."

"Please help us reduce our garbage and improve our energy efficiency and our water quality. Help us to be eco-wise and-above all-to empower others."

"Don't ask where it comes from. Just be glad I can provide."

Pandas talk about the P.M.'s visit to China.

'Don't tell me - you've come as a newsreader?'

"We learnt about nutrition at school today Mum: Our diet didn't rate well at all..."

Rocking Panda

"He goes through the TV listings deleting all the 'trash' I like."

"This is the precise reason I didn't want bamboo flooring."

'Apparently, the cub will be deported back to China when she is two.'

'Well, I have to say, the future doesn't look too good for you unless Humans get their act together...'

The only problem with your current diet is really deforestation, and I'm afraid I'm unable to help...

"It's a panda-cam production of 'Streetcar,' but it is live theatre."

Anyone we know in the extinct column?

'The keepers will be in soon - we better get back to the straw and bamboo.'

'Now, that's ironic: We've just received a request for donations from the WWF...'

A whole life devoted to the very same rubbish that will end up eating us!