Trash Panda Enthusiast Gifts

"Don't ask where it comes from. Just be glad I can provide."

"You're not supposed to eat the bay leaf."

'Now look at what you did! You upset the garbage can and scattered garbage everywhere. Son, I'm proud of you.'

"It's called, 'Goth'."

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

"You're adopted."

"I've no idea what he said...but he's so darned cute."

"Look, until there's a Tinder for pandas, we have to meet the old-fashioned way: being locked in a room together by scientists."

"Let's face it Mum, the main reason we're an endangered species is that we're fussy eaters..."

Environmental Conscience

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

'Don't give me that 'Protected Species' excuse: You've been naughty, you'll be punished!'

Time for today's dose of emotional manipulation...

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

"Head of Sales, VP of Marketing, and an endangeres species....Wow. I'm impressed..."

"You know, we have our little spats, but we don't argue about what to eat nearly as much as other couples."

"Please help us reduce our garbage and improve our energy efficiency and our water quality. Help us to be eco-wise and-above all-to empower others."

Pandas talk about the P.M.'s visit to China.

The only problem with your current diet is really deforestation, and I'm afraid I'm unable to help...

'Don't tell me - you've come as a newsreader?'

"It's a panda-cam production of 'Streetcar,' but it is live theatre."

'Apparently, the cub will be deported back to China when she is two.'

Rocking Panda

"We learnt about nutrition at school today Mum: Our diet didn't rate well at all..."

"This is the precise reason I didn't want bamboo flooring."

'Well, I have to say, the future doesn't look too good for you unless Humans get their act together...'

"He goes through the TV listings deleting all the 'trash' I like."

Anyone we know in the extinct column?

'The keepers will be in soon - we better get back to the straw and bamboo.'

'Now, that's ironic: We've just received a request for donations from the WWF...'