Romantic Trash Pandas Gifts

"What's the special occasion?"

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

"It's called, 'Goth'."

Dog in love

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

"You're adopted."

"I've no idea what he said...but he's so darned cute."

"This is never going to work—you're a tree!"

"I had a lovely evening talking trash with you."

"Let's face it Mum, the main reason we're an endangered species is that we're fussy eaters..."

Graffitti.

'Don't give me that 'Protected Species' excuse: You've been naughty, you'll be punished!'

An anglerfish lights up rubbish at the bottom of the ocean

"You know, we have our little spats, but we don't argue about what to eat nearly as much as other couples."

"Head of Sales, VP of Marketing, and an endangeres species....Wow. I'm impressed..."

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

'And do you promise to honor the environment and live green?'

CFL bulb and ice cream cone fall in love

"Don't ask where it comes from. Just be glad I can provide."

"We learnt about nutrition at school today Mum: Our diet didn't rate well at all..."

'Apparently, the cub will be deported back to China when she is two.'

'Well, I have to say, the future doesn't look too good for you unless Humans get their act together...'

"This is the precise reason I didn't want bamboo flooring."

The only problem with your current diet is really deforestation, and I'm afraid I'm unable to help...

Rocking Panda

The Flirtateous Period

"It's a panda-cam production of 'Streetcar,' but it is live theatre."

'Did anyone ever tell you that you look lovely under the glow of these energy saver lights?'

A bee and a flower are in bed.

'The keepers will be in soon - we better get back to the straw and bamboo.'

Anyone we know in the extinct column?

'Now look at what you did! You upset the garbage can and scattered garbage everywhere. Son, I'm proud of you.'