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Raccoon notepad

"It's called, 'Goth'."

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

"You're adopted."

"Look, until there's a Tinder for pandas, we have to meet the old-fashioned way: being locked in a room together by scientists."

"I've no idea what he said...but he's so darned cute."

Environmental Conscience

"Let's face it Mum, the main reason we're an endangered species is that we're fussy eaters..."

"I had a lovely evening talking trash with you."

'Don't give me that 'Protected Species' excuse: You've been naughty, you'll be punished!'

"You know, we have our little spats, but we don't argue about what to eat nearly as much as other couples."

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

"Head of Sales, VP of Marketing, and an endangeres species....Wow. I'm impressed..."

Time for today's dose of emotional manipulation...

"Please help us reduce our garbage and improve our energy efficiency and our water quality. Help us to be eco-wise and-above all-to empower others."

Pandas talk about the P.M.'s visit to China.

"Don't ask where it comes from. Just be glad I can provide."

"This is the precise reason I didn't want bamboo flooring."

'Apparently, the cub will be deported back to China when she is two.'

"He goes through the TV listings deleting all the 'trash' I like."

The only problem with your current diet is really deforestation, and I'm afraid I'm unable to help...

'Well, I have to say, the future doesn't look too good for you unless Humans get their act together...'

"We learnt about nutrition at school today Mum: Our diet didn't rate well at all..."

Rocking Panda

"It's a panda-cam production of 'Streetcar,' but it is live theatre."

'Don't tell me - you've come as a newsreader?'

'The keepers will be in soon - we better get back to the straw and bamboo.'

'Now, that's ironic: We've just received a request for donations from the WWF...'

Anyone we know in the extinct column?

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A man sits in an armchair admiring his little pickers and trophies of litter he has picked up which are displayed on the wall.