Transit Talker Gifts

Vouchers, Vouchers, Vouchers

"This stool shall pass."

Moo Out Loud

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

WTF?

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

When the Job Market Shifts, Always Remember That It's All Your Fault

You thought YOU hated YOUR job?

Unintelligible speaker at Subway Announcers Dinner.

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

Obtaining a degree in TV Broadcasting.

"We'd love to, but we had too much wine and cheese in the eighties."

The Enemies Within? They're the Boys in Blue

Come to think of it...I could do with a showcase kitchen as it goes...

"My all-time favorite rock group? That would be The Grateful Dead."

"Hi, I'm on the toilet"

"If you look at Lexington Avenue, it is anyone's guess what's happening on the 6 train. Moving on to Broadway, I can tell you that the N and R Lines may or may not be running smoothly, while the Eighth Avenue A and C are, as always, a complete mystery."

Auto Assembly. Ernie, I think they fired you because you were assigned to the assembly line but ere often at the high-speed test facility. I'm ambitious. I wanted to be on the fast track. Why did you remove brakes from cars? An article I read said that to achieve success you should "pull out all the stops." And I unnecessarily drove cars around the plant to show the bosses that I'm willing to "go the extra mile." But why did you refuse to deliver components to the assembly line? The arti

Little Known Scenes From History: Alexander Graham Bell in prison inventing the phone so he can make his one call after being arrested.

Easy Riders Of The Old West.

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. XII. - Sincere grief at the destruction of the Crystal Palace

"The brakes still feel spongy to me."

"IRL sucks."

What Is This Crap?

"The Department of Revenue and Tax? No, sorry, never heard of it before. You must have dialed the wrong number. This is the Department of Tax and Revenue."

"Some days I wake up grumpy. Other days, I let him sleep."

"We did everything possible, doc, but I'm afraid your car passed away during the night!"

'Seems like we're all too old, unfit, overweight. . .'

'Not now, Harry. I'm on hold.'

"Hi, Fire Department? It's Fritzy, again..."

People at airport look at information board showing strike action and union membership cancelled.

'Thank you for holding. By the way, what were you holding.'

"I'll go ahead and transfer you to Mr. Dixon. Please hold while he sighs heavily before picking up."

'Don't worry, I've got my foot in the ... door.'