Car Talker Gifts

"There's no need to look at me when I'm talking to you."

"And look - rooftop cup holders."

"We did everything possible, doc, but I'm afraid your car passed away during the night!"

'Seems like we're all too old, unfit, overweight. . .'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'I'm down to a pack of neuroses a day.'

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

Psychic Car Mechanics.

Support groups for car repairs.

"This is Siri. No, you're not there yet!"

When did you last have your oil changed?

"Don't worry Doctor. We expect your car to make a full recovery."

Psychic car mechanics.

'There goes the squeak in your brakes, Mrs. Ferguson.'

"It's worse than I thought."

'Oh I could fix it for under fifty bucks, but I just couldn't live with myself knowing that someday you might need a whole new engine.'

CLEAR!

"It's garage music."

"Often, it's sullen and withdrawn, and then, suddenly, it becomes hostile and vengeful."

"So have you been watching Bridgerton?"

(Visual gag) Taxidermist.

"Your new car won't start? Oh, well, umm…that's just the car's Collision Avoidance System kicking in. It doesn't want you to hit anything today."

'Well,here's the answer to why your car has been running so rough in the mornings Mr.Tait...It's pregnant!'

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

"What does 'giddyup' even mean?"

"A kiss? But I just brushed my teeth."

'Here he comes now. I told you my mechanic was a good one.'

Say ahhhh.

Pine tree driving a truck with a human-shaped air freshener hanging off the mirror

"And you say it does really well in the snow?"

Jump-starting Frankenstein's monster