Classic Car Conversationalist Gifts

"Don't be a goon. Probably all he's after is your tires."

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"Could I ask just one question?"

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

" I'm sorry. I was so busy listening to myself talk that I forgot what I was saying."

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

"Isn't us talking about how I would never take a ballroom dancing class an activity we're doing together?"

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

"I should warn you that many of John's thoughts are subliminal."

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

"I'm just so relieved! I thought you didn't love me anymore, but now I realize I was just projecting!!"

Attention Span Man

Big Talk/Small Talk.

'I leave a few spaces so you can get a few words in edgeways.'

"Ladies! Ladies! Do you wanna roll my Mercedes..."

"I used to waste a lot of time explaining myself to family, friends and shrinks. Now I only explain myself to Rick."

'What do you mean I've wolfed that down? You've never stopped nattering!'

The Hybrid

"The major obstacle to your big dream...is your tiny wallet."

"It'll need a carburettor transplant, a right wing panel augmentation, and an engine oil transfusion... Maybe you should consider euthanasia."

'There goes the squeak in your brakes, Mrs. Ferguson.'

'No, he didn't have any last words,his wife was in there and she did all of the talking right up to the end.'

'Oh I could fix it for under fifty bucks, but I just couldn't live with myself knowing that someday you might need a whole new engine.'

'Let me look at that map...'

"The Doctor is just wonderful!! He listens to all my irrelevant, boring stories!"

"I worry about every little thing. Barry's more of a generalist."

The British love of the Vintage Motor Car.