Car Talk Fanatic Gifts

Roads with a view.

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

Bio Fuels.

Talking car "Are we there yet?"

Pump up a tire/Pump up a jam

'There goes the squeak in your brakes, Mrs. Ferguson.'

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

'Oh I could fix it for under fifty bucks, but I just couldn't live with myself knowing that someday you might need a whole new engine.'

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

Cars at the drive in.

What's that? A car phone. All I need now is a car.

A dog drives a car while a man has two broken arms.

It started with a giggling sound in the suspension, then a noise in the ventilator, and then...

Driver test: Clown's big feet create challenge

'It's time for us to end this drought! You wash the cars and I'll go to the hairdresser.'

'Yes, there has been a merger... but not the one I'd hoped for.'

"A kiss? But I just brushed my teeth."

No U-turns

'There are 12 in my family. Do you have anything smaller?'

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

'It is fuel efficient, but my ego feels crunched.'

'Any chance of making this a 'catch and release', officer?'

'Power steering.'

Fred developed a hybrid-hybrid bio-diesel car.

F1 drivers saluting a checkered flag

'D.N.A. tests show that the fuel pump doesn't belong to this car.'

'I hope you don't mind carpooling.'

"I saw the guy who cut me off on the highway get pulled over by a police officer!"

Roadie

"It's weird...for some reason, all I could think about today was cars."

Car all battered at the back with a sticker in rear window - 'No baby or small person on board'.