Car Talker Prints

"There's no need to look at me when I'm talking to you."

"And look - rooftop cup holders."

"We did everything possible, doc, but I'm afraid your car passed away during the night!"

'Seems like we're all too old, unfit, overweight. . .'

"The brakes still feel spongy to me."

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

'I'm down to a pack of neuroses a day.'

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

Support groups for car repairs.

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

Psychic Car Mechanics.

"It's worse than I thought."

Psychic car mechanics.

When did you last have your oil changed?

"Don't worry Doctor. We expect your car to make a full recovery."

He did love tinkering on his cars.

"This is Siri. No, you're not there yet!"

'There goes the squeak in your brakes, Mrs. Ferguson.'

'Oh I could fix it for under fifty bucks, but I just couldn't live with myself knowing that someday you might need a whole new engine.'

"So have you been watching Bridgerton?"

Auto Assembly. Ernie, I think they fired you because you were assigned to the assembly line but ere often at the high-speed test facility. I'm ambitious. I wanted to be on the fast track. Why did you remove brakes from cars? An article I read said that to achieve success you should "pull out all the stops." And I unnecessarily drove cars around the plant to show the bosses that I'm willing to "go the extra mile." But why did you refuse to deliver components to the assembly line? The arti

"It's garage music."

(Visual gag) Taxidermist.

CLEAR!

"Often, it's sullen and withdrawn, and then, suddenly, it becomes hostile and vengeful."

"Your new car won't start? Oh, well, umm…that's just the car's Collision Avoidance System kicking in. It doesn't want you to hit anything today."

'Well,here's the answer to why your car has been running so rough in the mornings Mr.Tait...It's pregnant!'

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

'I've given up on looking for the bluebird of happiness. . . I'd settle for the chicken of contentment!'

"What does 'giddyup' even mean?"

"A kiss? But I just brushed my teeth."

'Here he comes now. I told you my mechanic was a good one.'