Car Banter Buff Prints

I still don't see how these 'hand free' laws make you any safer...

Men's fragrances...

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

'...and, of course you get a company car.'

"I'm glad I don't have to put gas in it. the downside is that it takes a lot of time to put 3,000 AA batteries in it."

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

'Beware of SUV.'

"This is Siri. No, you're not there yet!"

A medical office filing cabinet has drawer labels that read, 'X-Rays,' 'Lab Work,' and 'Exam Room Banter'

"It takes me only one drink to get drunk. Its either the seventh or eighth."

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."

If a motorist came bursting through the doors...would he be up for damages?

'Are you sure we're on the right track?'

'Told you so.'

Clown shows his car to a clown mechanic, saying: 'She's running just great, could you take a look at her?'

The driverless car

"Your new car won't start? Oh, well, umm…that's just the car's Collision Avoidance System kicking in. It doesn't want you to hit anything today."

'If I were you, I'd leave the keys in the ignition and hope someone steals it.'

'Any chance of a bit of....er...Blue on Blue?'

A production line adds condiments to cars

'Zero to sixty in three days.'

"A kiss? But I just brushed my teeth."

'It is fuel efficient, but my ego feels crunched.'

Traffic Jam.