Witty Car Banter Prints

'Sorry. No trade-ins.'

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

World's cheapest car

Gas Pedal Sticking?

'... Yes, that's right. It has had one careful owner and three not so careful owners.'

All you'd expect in a British car!

'It is fuel efficient, but my ego feels crunched.'

Driving a Lemon.

'I hope you don't mind carpooling.'

"They said it had a V-8, so I assumed it would run on tomato juice!"

"Clean your wallet, sir?"

Frog rearview mirror ornaments.

'She think we're waiting out here in this sun? Hot-wire this sucker!'

"I've just had my panel 5 beaten...."

Parking? I don't think so.

"Yup, brakes are shot. Lemme check to see if I have any size ten in stock."

My car is running great, but the GPS is busted. You can go nowhere fast!

Comedy Club. Open Mic Nite. A car doing comedy? It it's like mine, it'll make funny noises!

'It's completely gutless. With all the money you save on speeding tickets it'll practically pay for itself.'

Electric Car Giving Driver Static.

"Could be just a coincidence, but that whining noise seems to stop when your husband gets out of the car."

'Sir, you would not believe the airbag.'

'Automobilia Now: Lemon and Lemonaid.

Honk honk here, honk honk there, everywhere a honk honk

'I'm giving you a ticket for driving too slow.'

Car rot. I thought you would like to know! Carrot. Do you want a punch in the knows?!

"Let me call you back. They're toeing my car."

Fly driving a car with little humans on the windscreen.

'Tow trunk lifting itself..'

Woman Driving a Lemon.

'This time the auto maker is recalling all the drivers.'

'My car has been acting funny.'

Humpty Dumpty's car.

"Yes, we do make car loans, but you CAN'T borrow my car."

Funky when wet.