Witty Car Banter Pillows

'Sorry. No trade-ins.'

World's cheapest car

'... Yes, that's right. It has had one careful owner and three not so careful owners.'

All you'd expect in a British car!

'It is fuel efficient, but my ego feels crunched.'

Driving a Lemon.

'I hope you don't mind carpooling.'

"They said it had a V-8, so I assumed it would run on tomato juice!"

Frog rearview mirror ornaments.

"I've just had my panel 5 beaten...."

'She think we're waiting out here in this sun? Hot-wire this sucker!'

"Clean your wallet, sir?"

Parking? I don't think so.

"Yup, brakes are shot. Lemme check to see if I have any size ten in stock."

'It's completely gutless. With all the money you save on speeding tickets it'll practically pay for itself.'

Electric Car Giving Driver Static.

'I'm giving you a ticket for driving too slow.'

"Let me call you back. They're toeing my car."

Fly driving a car with little humans on the windscreen.

'Automobilia Now: Lemon and Lemonaid.

'Sir, you would not believe the airbag.'

"Could be just a coincidence, but that whining noise seems to stop when your husband gets out of the car."

'Tow trunk lifting itself..'

Woman Driving a Lemon.

'This time the auto maker is recalling all the drivers.'

'My car has been acting funny.'

"Inflation inflation."

Need for oil?

I still don't see how these 'hand free' laws make you any safer...

"Yes, we do make car loans, but you CAN'T borrow my car."