Transit Dreamer Gifts

Coming soon from the United States Transit Authority: the coast-to-coast subway!

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Mr. Punch in Venice

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Italia tours

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

Greek A-Z Map,

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

Pyramid Handicap Parking

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

Zorro as a child.

Aim for the Stars, Settle for an Asteroid

Woman sat at desk whilst her shadow does her dream career of being an artist.

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'