Traditional Couple Appreciator Pillows

"They have this arrangement. He earns the money and she takes care of the house."

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

Nothing to say! Wouldn't wanna hear about it anyway!

'I married him because he made my feet tingle when we played footsie. Turns out it was neuopothy.'

Scot holding a heart.

"Mom, this is Sarah, the friend I was telling you about."

'We were made for each other.'

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

Tourist viewing indian rain dance carries open umbrella.

'Good morning Miss...'

'Forget it, Sister, Jessica -- Notre Dame doesn't need cheerleaders!'

"You've been ages,dear-but never mind I've been patiently waiting in the pub accross the road!"

'When I married him, I didn't expect the full frontal crudity!'

Elderly couple

Gay couple living together.

The Ancient Tea Ceremony of Astoria

How To Be Your Own Best Friend

"Would you ask the chef to hurry? We're running out of conversation."

"Stop tensing your abdominals!"

Nadal's bottles

Indian Face Painting

'The opinions expressed by Mrs Latimore are her own, and do not necessarily reflect those of Mr Latimore.'

Bavaria

'A babe magnet? Shouldn't that be a fridge magnet?!'

"There is a man at the door who needs seventeen dollars to buy some sweet grass to burn as a spiritual cleansing agent during his prayer ceremonies."

"Since when do you obey traffic signs, Billy?!"

"According to tradition, we now welcome the 'Ushpizin', the holy guest, Avraham into our Succah."

Chimney Sweep

"I don't know - I just like pompoms!"