Tradition With A Twist Gifts

Amish-ish.

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"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

"And do you, Stephanie, promise to love, honor and 'obey'?

The world's worst restaurant. Now under new bad management.

'Nonsense, Harry, it's my treat. I'm filing for bankruptcy tomorrow.'

Champagne at the hunt

"I know you're a cat person, but do you have to knock things off the table when we're out?"

". . . and what is the user name of this child?"

'School of secondary sex characteristics'

"You heard your mother. There's no need to bless the superfoods."

Matador Artificial Insemination.

Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep and with the sun if I've found death, please excuse my morning breath.

'The MCC celebrate a famous victory' group of dodgy looking old English men holding drinking glasses

Hi. I'm Jonathan. I'll be your judge this afternoon. Legal Menu.

'Yes, we're trying to re-introduce some of the more traditional breeds.'

'I hate the new vicar's cheese and wine parties.'

'-and I suppose you want chips with it?'

'I'm not going to bore you with a long sermon to-day - here's one I recorded earlier...'

"Tell me again why we couldn't get an Easter bunny."

"The disciples are gonna be totally freaked."

Thanksgiving in Antarctica.

"...to save us all from Satan's power..."

"I'd prefer this to a gold watch any day."

Sled Dogs Instead Of City Bikes

"Congratulations, you've passed."

"Oh, we're just here for the party."

20 years as Stamp Club Chaorman and they send my retirement card by E-MAIL.

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

artwork and production

"I kind of miss that morning newspaper you used to hold in front of your face."