Festivity With A Twist Lover Gifts

Corona virus Christmas tree

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

'Careful, Mugsy, he's got a tool.'

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

Death Photobombs a Holiday

'You were right, you are in the placebo group.'

Joe, this is not my idea of 'paint night at the bar.'

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

Fairy tales reimagined for the 21st century. Jack and the Beanstalk

"It's a wonderful story - starts with the murder of a butcher."

Muggers nick nurses bag only to be showered in syringes

"You only get one chance to make a great exhaustion."

'I'd say your financial future is looking bright.'

'I wouldn't do that if I were you, mister. This saloon is made entirely of ninjas.'

'Wait a minute,' thought Bob. 'This isn't my book. And those aren't my hands.'

'You called a plumber!'

Statue Selfie

Deux Ex Mechanic

". . . and now, someone who needs no introduction. . ."

Penguin emerges from freezer. Man says: 'This freezer needs defrosting.'

Dancing with death.

An executioner practices beheading with his son on a tee-ball.

Safe is actually window to men's bathroom.

'The bad news is it's not a concert like we thought. The good news is it's much more important.'

Milton reaches the end of the rainbow and finds a pot of diabetic supplies and gold test strips.

Finishing Line

'That's not quite what I meant, Rapunzel'

Plane spells out 'Will you marr...' Inauspicious beginnings.

They decided to settle out of court.

Snake charmer has been eaten by his snake.

'I didn't THINK infiltration would work.'

"I want to huff and puff and blow down a big beautiful wall."

The bittersweet joy of running the fastest 100 meters in human history then realizing you've run it the wrong way.

The hearse was a write-off. But at least no one was killed. Again.