Twist-loving Dancer Gifts

Dancing with death.

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

Ball as water-melon.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

That lovely summer day, Little Red Riding Hood decided to deviate from the script.

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

The circus diver.

'Careful, Mugsy, he's got a tool.'

twist building

Fairy tales reimagined for the 21st century. Jack and the Beanstalk

"She gets her musical ability from me."

'...Do the Hokey-Pokey and turn yourselves around...'

"It's a wonderful story - starts with the murder of a butcher."

then, one day, when Robin's men were making merry, the deer struck.

You know I can't do the twist.

"You only get one chance to make a great exhaustion."

"Reverse two and a half somersaults with one and a half twists - WOW!"

"Thank you! And now for my finale, I shall produce a magician from the hat."

'Gentlemen, my card! I'm a lawyer.'

Deux Ex Mechanic

"I have a better idea! Let's squeeze the apple and ferment the juice!"

Santa the mugger.

Corona virus Christmas tree

Prince charming frog is actually a scientist

Scared elephant paints a mouse.

'I really thought that a biker bar called the Snake Pit would be a biker bar....'

'I'm a butcher by trade.'

An executioner practices beheading with his son on a tee-ball.

Somewhere in West Virginia

Zen Master Huineng

'The bad news is it's not a concert like we thought. The good news is it's much more important.'

Safe is actually window to men's bathroom.

We must have turned off the highway of life somewhere. When you're traveling on it the twists and turns come with absolutely no warning.

Track & Field & Stream

"Ok I was wrong. It's not a cold, you are a werewolf."