Tradition With A Twist Pillows

Amish-ish.

Ruddy bloggers!

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

"And do you, Stephanie, promise to love, honor and 'obey'?

The world's worst restaurant. Now under new bad management.

Champagne at the hunt

"I know you're a cat person, but do you have to knock things off the table when we're out?"

'Nonsense, Harry, it's my treat. I'm filing for bankruptcy tomorrow.'

". . . and what is the user name of this child?"

'School of secondary sex characteristics'

Matador Artificial Insemination.

"You heard your mother. There's no need to bless the superfoods."

'The MCC celebrate a famous victory' group of dodgy looking old English men holding drinking glasses

'-and I suppose you want chips with it?'

'I hate the new vicar's cheese and wine parties.'

'Yes, we're trying to re-introduce some of the more traditional breeds.'

'I'm not going to bore you with a long sermon to-day - here's one I recorded earlier...'

Thanksgiving in Antarctica.

"Congratulations, you've passed."

"Tell me again why we couldn't get an Easter bunny."

"The disciples are gonna be totally freaked."

"I'd prefer this to a gold watch any day."

"...to save us all from Satan's power..."

Sled Dogs Instead Of City Bikes

"Oh, we're just here for the party."

20 years as Stamp Club Chaorman and they send my retirement card by E-MAIL.

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

"I kind of miss that morning newspaper you used to hold in front of your face."

artwork and production

"I'm mostly thankful for leftover halloween costumes."