Keeper Of Odd Traditions Pillows

Family crest

"Ours is not a creative clan."

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

Man Reading Laptop.

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

'Minyan Man! You've saved the day again!'

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

Folk Wedding

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 11.

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

Champagne at the hunt

"What happened to the good old Jewish holidays when all we used to do was eat?"

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

Maypole

"So, are you predicting an early spring?"

"I'm getting too old for this..."

"We always have pizza for Easter dinner because that's what my mom gives up for Lent."

"You're right! It is a mezuzah!"

"Milton Woolburg, founder of traditions, legends, and general flimlam."

'School of secondary sex characteristics'

Matador Artificial Insemination.

"He's retreated into nationalism."

The Maryland School of Art's Class of 1998 Celebrating This Week's Commencement With The Traditional Thesis Painting Toss.