Fans Of Tradition With A Twist Pillows

'How very Lord's.'

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

Ruddy bloggers!

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

Folk Wedding

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

"And do you, Stephanie, promise to love, honor and 'obey'?

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

Champagne at the hunt

Shall I be mother?

"So, are you predicting an early spring?"

Maypole

Matador Artificial Insemination.

'How about June? -- I've always had June weddings!'

"Milton Woolburg, founder of traditions, legends, and general flimlam."

"You heard your mother. There's no need to bless the superfoods."

'School of secondary sex characteristics'

'The MCC celebrate a famous victory' group of dodgy looking old English men holding drinking glasses

Shavuot - Like!

'I hate the new vicar's cheese and wine parties.'

'-and I suppose you want chips with it?'

Time for Tea

Poorly planned Chanukah crafts

'That reminds me - your hospital appointment is next week.'

'Yes, we're trying to re-introduce some of the more traditional breeds.'

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.

Queen reigning.