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'How very Lord's.'

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

Ruddy bloggers!

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

Folk Wedding

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

"And do you, Stephanie, promise to love, honor and 'obey'?

Maypole

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

Champagne at the hunt

Shall I be mother?

"So, are you predicting an early spring?"

"You heard your mother. There's no need to bless the superfoods."

Matador Artificial Insemination.

'School of secondary sex characteristics'

"Milton Woolburg, founder of traditions, legends, and general flimlam."

It's a tradition. On hole number 1 in the first round of the season, Ernie always says that's the best shot I've hit this year!

'How about June? -- I've always had June weddings!'

Shavuot - Like!

'The MCC celebrate a famous victory' group of dodgy looking old English men holding drinking glasses

'That reminds me - your hospital appointment is next week.'

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.

'-and I suppose you want chips with it?'

'Yes, we're trying to re-introduce some of the more traditional breeds.'

Poorly planned Chanukah crafts

'I hate the new vicar's cheese and wine parties.'

Time for Tea