Christmas Spirit With A Twist Gifts

"You'll never guess who I ran into on Christmas Eve."

Santa Claus's Mail

Elfie Stick

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

Santa called but you were out!

Tipping Pain Chart

Scrooge is visited by the ghost of prehistoric past.

Street Carolers

Happy St Pancakes Day

"Hi, my name is Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "And I have a drinking problem." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph."

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

"I didn't get anything I asked for last year so I want your acceptance of this year's list to be notarized."

Santa's doner kebab - Santa, one of the reindeer has gone missing.

'OMG! Is it Christmas already?'

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

"Well, he loves people, the birds that fly, the fish that swim, and all the creatures of the forest."

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

Working one day a year doesn't pay the bills

'Yes, I think you better had ask Santa for it. Because there's no way I could afford to buy it.'

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

Advent Calender.

"Times are challenging so all our staff have to multitask."

Elf of the Month

"Those visions of sugar plums aren't an eye problem. You're just in the holiday spirit."

Gluten-free Santa

"Well, I'm sorry, but that's what happens when you micromanage!"

'Denied?...but it's my last one.'

'Here, Santa. My wish list wouldn't fit on paper, so take this flash drive.'

C is for Cracker