Trade War Humorist Gifts

"He's rolling over in his grave when free market economics became trade war economics."

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

'Pretty strange term, market share, considering the whole object is not to.'

"The fish - will it be the market price at the time of ordering, the time of eating or the time of paying?"

"No, it hasn't, but when the sky does fall your investments are going to do very, very, well.''

Trickledown economics

Aliens - 'We heard stuff is cheap here.'

"Good to see they're trying to keep the high street vibe."

"What? You like political cartoons??! You won't get a visa!"

Office of economic forecasting.

Lady Liberty's Self-Care

'Today the stock market closed early so money managers could take time to stop and smell the profits.'

'It's the NEW Chinese Stock Market Report.'

'Oh dear. I seem to have put the decimal point in the wrong place again.'

'We buy and sell them.'

General's Coin Toss

Newspaper headline is CUTE PUPPY RESCUED. Cat says: 'Sigh! It's all bad news in the papers, isn't it?'

Joe Biden

'Great! Thanks to the damn mortage crisis, we've got to live in a neighbourhood now where we wake up with yellow feet every second morning...'

"The bomb destroys only all life but not object! This means that our troops can have fun plundering and pillaging. War doesn't have to be inhuman, right?"

'Someday, Son, all of this will be yo....!'

Golf war: 'Fore!'

'President George P. D. Q. ?3 Bush today called for Gulf War VIII'....'

"That man's a legend in this office. He has 100% accuracy in predicting the past."

'Consumer confidence is up.. in the 'Money in the mattress' sector.'

A day at the UN.

Government Handouts.

Grand Opening and Closing Down Sale simultaneously occurring.

Thanks to his stocks, Bob now lives in the middle of a great green garden outside the crowded city.

"Our flag means debt."

"These days, many people can only afford to drink from home."

"Since it cost as much as our house, can we take out a mortgage instead of a loan?"

European Union Economic Crisis Conference. I can handle the long hours of these meetings. The piles of tables, charts and graphs don't bother me. I can even tolerate the contentious debates. But there's only one thing I can't take anymore ... I've never heard so many "What's a Grecian earn?" jokes in my life!

'Sorry about the mess -- I've been slashing the Federal budget.'

"Don't ask me. I don't know what 'my country 'tis of thee' means, either."