Trade Humor Aficionado Gifts

"It sure is an amazing trade. I can't even skate, let alone play hockey."

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

"And where have you previously moused?"

"Who gave you permission to ask for a raise?"

"The article you sent me on how technology causes stress crashed my computer."

'How would you feel about working in a small pond?'

'Recent studies in primate colonies suggest that organizational performance can be improved by replacing complicated financial incentives with bananas.'

"Here's some of my work for you to do. It should be a refreshing change...for me."

"You're hired. Now, I'll show you your desk, the break room, and the dented wall you're allowed to beat your head against."

'The Buck Stops Here.'

"I can't decide who gets the promotion, so we'll settle it with a rope toy Tug O' War."

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

'Face it, we're never going to reach a consensus.'

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

Should not have put that suggestion in the suggestion box.'

"I was going to tell you it's a jungle out there, but I realize that's probably old news to you."

TPP - Investor State Dispute Settlement

...The computer says you can handle 20 more work

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

'Remember you told me to be friendly to your boss.'

Batsford doesn't suffer fools gladly.

'She finally made employee of the month but she paid the ultimate price.'

'Remember, my door is always open Higgins, just be careful of the trap door.'

'It's not fair. Women doing the same job I'm doing in this office are being paid more than I am!'

'I've collected my memos into one reasonably priced gift book.'

ANOTHER FINE MESS, INC.

'We're very proud of you, Jenkins. Keep up the good work.'

Penguin