Trade War Aficionado Gifts

USA super power

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

TPP - Investor State Dispute Settlement

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."

It's a deal. You give me five analysts, three pundits, seven technicians and a soothsayer. I give you six experts, five professors, four consultants and a prognosticator.

'Walter isn't truly happy unless he's bombing some country.'

Trump and President Xi

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

Old cold warriors home: 'By god, I'll tell you who was soft on communism. . .'

"I should now like to make a few anti-Soviet remarks."

'It's a growth industry' (tulips from Amsterdam).

Gorbachev Changed the World

D-Day landings of walking fish.

'And this war game comes with an AK 47.'

"He's rolling over in his grave when free market economics became trade war economics."

Thaddeus was a noble, well respected horse, who was known for his loyalty and never asking 'Are We There Yet?'"

The Two Economies

'Not another war film.'

Donald Rumsfeld

"And I got this one for not needing to Google the name of the country we invaded."

Welcome to the "Ask Sadie" radio hour. You're on, Cleveland. What's YOUR problem?! My deadbeat brother-in-law won't leave. What do I do? For six months, he's been sleeping on my couch, watching my tv, and drinking my Dr. Pepper. Excellent question. It reminds me of the time Stalin liberated Eastern Europe and then didn't leave for 44 years. You're going to need a massive arms race, a containment strategy, and Sylvester Stallone. Now he's using my toothbrush.

TPP

A little-known historical fact: The 100 Years' War was actually triggered by a wedgie.

Deadlock In Moscow: The General Secretary Insists That Mrs. Gorbachev Write a Nice Thank-You Note to Mrs. Reagan.

"Italian Prisoners of War" - F.S.Lowry

'If a job's worth doing, the Japanese have probably already doing it..'

'In other news, Tweedledumistan today invaded Tweedledeeistan....'

Stock Market Downturn

"But we're not just talking about buying a car-we're talking about confronting this country's trade deficit with Japan."

American and Russian foreign policy?

Mines at Sea

"Tariff wars"

Cuba open to foreign investment