Trade Deal Aficionado Gifts

The doctor and the mechanic barter

N.I. Protocol Explained

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

UK/US Free Trade Deal

"That's Paul, he's our head of partnerships..."

TPP - Investor State Dispute Settlement

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

'Enter, 'The Globoracy'.'

'Globalsiation risky? How d'you mean?'

"...That's agreed then, we raise our salaries by 40%..."

"I always cry at mergers."

It's a deal. You give me five analysts, three pundits, seven technicians and a soothsayer. I give you six experts, five professors, four consultants and a prognosticator.

Conservative Leadership Renounces Protectionism

...and if the Chairman rings, find out who he is.

Cuba united against blocking off the country

'No hostile takeover bids beyond this point.'

Trump and President Xi

'It's a growth industry' (tulips from Amsterdam).

TTIP

A graph falling off the chart and through the floor.

'I couldn't sleep so I decided to do some on-line trading.'

HM Customs and Excise - 'One of the few things you can see from space is the great wall of Chinese imports.'

'In conclusion, the supplier who can repeat this phrase fastest with least mistakes wins the catering contract...'

"Remember, negotiating is like buying fruit. You don't know what you'll get until you squeeze 'em a bit."

"Whither NATO?"

"I can build it. My price is 300 oxen and a flock of sheep. A roof would be 250 sheep extra."

"So that's a 'no'. . .?"

Helms Burton Title III

The Two Economies

"I came, I saw I takeovered."

Huawei Coffin

"Don't anybody move: this is a merger."

'The business is worth $125,000, tops. We expect Google to offer us three billion.'

'I'm outta here.'