Trade Deal Enthusiast Gifts

Brexit 'Deal'...

The Pursuit of Free Agents in the Off-Season is too a Sport

UK/US Free Trade Deal

"Curiouser and curiousers."

Theresa May tries to renegotiate one last time

EU

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

"That's Paul, he's our head of partnerships..."

"That's Hicks from the corporate office. He's adorable, but trust me—when it comes to acquisitions, he's an animal!"

TPP - Investor State Dispute Settlement

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

'Enter, 'The Globoracy'.'

'Globalsiation risky? How d'you mean?'

The miracle of 2-for-1 pizza.

"...That's agreed then, we raise our salaries by 40%..."

"I always cry at mergers."

Conservative Leadership Renounces Protectionism

It's a deal. You give me five analysts, three pundits, seven technicians and a soothsayer. I give you six experts, five professors, four consultants and a prognosticator.

...and if the Chairman rings, find out who he is.

'I don't need to know what it is when it's on sale.'

Cuba united against blocking off the country

'No hostile takeover bids beyond this point.'

Sales - We could try a 'free offer' but it would cost us.

'It's a growth industry' (tulips from Amsterdam).

TTIP

'I couldn't sleep so I decided to do some on-line trading.'

A graph falling off the chart and through the floor.

HM Customs and Excise - 'One of the few things you can see from space is the great wall of Chinese imports.'

"Remember, negotiating is like buying fruit. You don't know what you'll get until you squeeze 'em a bit."

'In conclusion, the supplier who can repeat this phrase fastest with least mistakes wins the catering contract...'

"Whither NATO?"

'Our survey shows there's more confidence in shopping coupons than in the dollar...'

"I can build it. My price is 300 oxen and a flock of sheep. A roof would be 250 sheep extra."