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The doctor and the mechanic barter

N.I. Protocol Explained

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

UK/US Free Trade Deal

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

"That's Paul, he's our head of partnerships..."

TPP - Investor State Dispute Settlement

'Enter, 'The Globoracy'.'

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

'Globalsiation risky? How d'you mean?'

"...That's agreed then, we raise our salaries by 40%..."

"I always cry at mergers."

Conservative Leadership Renounces Protectionism

It's a deal. You give me five analysts, three pundits, seven technicians and a soothsayer. I give you six experts, five professors, four consultants and a prognosticator.

Cuba united against blocking off the country

...and if the Chairman rings, find out who he is.

'No hostile takeover bids beyond this point.'

Trump and President Xi

'It's a growth industry' (tulips from Amsterdam).

'I couldn't sleep so I decided to do some on-line trading.'

A graph falling off the chart and through the floor.

TTIP

'In conclusion, the supplier who can repeat this phrase fastest with least mistakes wins the catering contract...'

HM Customs and Excise - 'One of the few things you can see from space is the great wall of Chinese imports.'

"Remember, negotiating is like buying fruit. You don't know what you'll get until you squeeze 'em a bit."

"Whither NATO?"

"I can build it. My price is 300 oxen and a flock of sheep. A roof would be 250 sheep extra."

Helms Burton Title III

"I came, I saw I takeovered."

The Two Economies

"So that's a 'no'. . .?"

"Don't anybody move: this is a merger."

'I'm outta here.'

'If a job's worth doing, the Japanese have probably already doing it..'