Tourist In Traffic Gifts

". . . And if we all look to our left, we can see exactly what we saw an hour ago."

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

One way only.

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

The Forever Stamp

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

'Wow, they don't make trees like they used to.'

'...Do not feed the bears'

"If find people express themslves more freely in traffic jams."

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

Easter Island Tours. Theories differ. Ernie believes they were used to display a selection of giant wigs.

"Oh no! - Here comes the National Trust again!!"

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

At this exact location on May 23rd 1957, a bunch of people mounted this plaque to commemorate a surplus of funding for the Commemorative Plaque Society.