Tourist In Traffic Pillows

". . . And if we all look to our left, we can see exactly what we saw an hour ago."

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

One way only.

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

The Forever Stamp

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

'Wow, they don't make trees like they used to.'

'...Do not feed the bears'

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

"If find people express themslves more freely in traffic jams."

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

'Will you stop yelling save the whales and finish you pina colada?'

At this exact location on May 23rd 1957, a bunch of people mounted this plaque to commemorate a surplus of funding for the Commemorative Plaque Society.