Torch Relay Follower Pillows

Olympic torch for sale.

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

Frederic Auguste Bartholdi

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

'This cave is really damp... and squidgy underfoot'

The Unsportables: Relay

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

"Trust me, you don't want this job."

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

'Oh, we could reduce the deficit, but it'd just leave stretch marks.'

'It's not my job to worry about the 47% of Americans who are irresponsible. Wait I didn't state that very elegantly. It's not my job to worry about the 47% of Americans who are irresponsible.'

Cruz and Fiorina: DetesTED and DetestETTE

Man sees half-eaten 'Do Not Feed the Bears' sign

Trumpelstiltskin: "I can spin straw into gold."

"The Blueberry Bagel, having triumphed on the East Coast, heads West."

Campaign 2010.

Torn between taking the advice in her hiking manual and her impulse to help, Morgan Hirschi is frozen with indecision.

Independents still undecided.

'How'd you wind up with two batons?'

"Oh, Oh, it looks like they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane three."

Torch Bearer burnt from exploding flame. Staff behind him with petrol can used to fuel up flame.

'Even the photograph couldn't separate the relay teams...'

A man cleans up the mud slung at Hillary Clinton.

Tchump vs. Canuck

'If re-elected, I promise to do everything in my power to avoid prison!'

Running Stairs

Ken Livingstone

Petrol Prices: If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

I have heard all the Republican candidates voice their views and positions...and heard them all tell the sad and sorry truth about each other...'

Two men holding Olympic torches run in opposite directions