Torch Relay Dreamer Pillows

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

Electric Blanket.

"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"

'Joe has been partying hard!'

Why do you hate the media?

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

The president of a company see a sign: While you were out we hit the lottery!

'I'm sorry, Bob, it wasn't you who won the mega-pool. It was Helen in accounting.' (to man mooning boss).

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

Galilei Galileo.

Highlights for Adults

'Congratulations! You've just won ten million dollars!'

Honorable mention in science: the Nobel surprise.

"Oh boy! I've won the- "

SMALL BUSINESS LOANS, 'Your business plan seems to depend on winning a lot of state lotteries....'

Your Winning Lottery Numbers Told: 'If they are really what you say - how come you can only afford a tent?'

'Of course, it's marvellous news! Absolutely marvellous! My Word! A national lottery winner! Wonderful stroke of luck!'

"Baldo, check it out...it's advice for people who've won the lottery."

'Ordinarily I wouldn't do anything like that, Mr. Hubbard, but I just hit $2 million in the lottery!'

'Don't think of sweeping as a chore. Consider it practice for the Olympic Curling Team.'

Castaway with a tennis court.

'Great, a 'Powerball ticket', I was hoping for something more like an olive branch...'

"I know when they are sleeping, I know when they're awake..."

"If I had a million dollars, I'd buy myself a new car, a new house for Dad and new clothes for Tia Carmen!"

"The good news is, my son is a potential winner, bad news, I'm still buying his lottery tickets."

"One of his employees won the lottery!"

"And make it quick. I need those numbers yesterday – before last night's lottery draw."

"Why would space aliens save the human race?"

"What do you think? Would flaming marshmallows make good torches?"

'Long term I like energy and transportation stocks. Short term I like lottery tickets.'

'And just how are we going to win if every time I buy a ticket, you eat it?'