Torch Relay Follower T-Shirts

Olympic torch for sale.

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

Wanted For Bird Watching: Reward

Frederic Auguste Bartholdi

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

'This cave is really damp... and squidgy underfoot'

The Unsportables: Relay

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

"Trust me, you don't want this job."

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

'It's not my job to worry about the 47% of Americans who are irresponsible. Wait I didn't state that very elegantly. It's not my job to worry about the 47% of Americans who are irresponsible.'

'Oh, we could reduce the deficit, but it'd just leave stretch marks.'

Man sees half-eaten 'Do Not Feed the Bears' sign

Cruz and Fiorina: DetesTED and DetestETTE

Alien abducts Olympic athlete.

"The Blueberry Bagel, having triumphed on the East Coast, heads West."

Trumpelstiltskin: "I can spin straw into gold."

Campaign 2010.

Torn between taking the advice in her hiking manual and her impulse to help, Morgan Hirschi is frozen with indecision.

Independents still undecided.

'How'd you wind up with two batons?'

"Oh, Oh, it looks like they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane three."

Ken Livingstone

Petrol Prices: If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

'Even the photograph couldn't separate the relay teams...'

A man cleans up the mud slung at Hillary Clinton.

Running Stairs

I have heard all the Republican candidates voice their views and positions...and heard them all tell the sad and sorry truth about each other...'

Covid Carries the Olympic Torch

Torch Bearer burnt from exploding flame. Staff behind him with petrol can used to fuel up flame.

Tchump vs. Canuck

'If re-elected, I promise to do everything in my power to avoid prison!'

Two men holding Olympic torches run in opposite directions