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Moses' first encounter with the burning bush didn't go well.

Let's get organized

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

'Your house is spotless, your children are well behaved and dinner was delicious. How do you do it?'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

Moses as a child.

'I think we're going to need an ANNOTATED edition.'

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

Categories are the key to organizing.

'Forty years! How come that other guy got away with forty days and forty nights?'

Socially responsible kid throws rubbish in the bin.

'I don't understand it - there was a little pile of solar dust from Advanced Composition Explorer right here a moment ago.'

The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.

Biblical Jewish Medical Ethics

"First, do no ham."

"Your sweaters go in the drawer, your shoes go on the shelf, and you go in this nifty cubby here."

'This closet needs digitized.'

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

The Movers - Decluttering

Desert Island Raking

"You're positive we don't need these notarized?"

"When we get to the promised land I never want to even see a piece of mann again for as long as I live."

"The manna tastes okay, but I'd feel better if I had a list of ingredients."

"Okay, we get it - You're a social conservative!"

"I thought you were organizing my stuff."

Clearing Away Christmas

"I see you decluttered."

'Never, Ever...open the glove compartment in your car.'

And Moses climbed the mountain, day and night, searching for some sort of sign from god when suddenly he saw it!

Safer Torah

"You can tell he's not a stray. He picks up after himself."

"Still not sure why Moses wanted a flint knife, or what exactly circumcision is..."