Torah Tidy-upper T-Shirts

Moses' first encounter with the burning bush didn't go well.

Let's get organized

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

Maybe clean out your wallet

'Your house is spotless, your children are well behaved and dinner was delicious. How do you do it?'

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"How many times have I told you kids to hang your coats in the closet?"

Moses as a child.

'I think we're going to need an ANNOTATED edition.'

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

Categories are the key to organizing.

Socially responsible kid throws rubbish in the bin.

'Forty years! How come that other guy got away with forty days and forty nights?'

'I don't understand it - there was a little pile of solar dust from Advanced Composition Explorer right here a moment ago.'

The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.

Biblical Jewish Medical Ethics

"First, do no ham."

'This closet needs digitized.'

"Your sweaters go in the drawer, your shoes go on the shelf, and you go in this nifty cubby here."

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

Desert Island Raking

The Movers - Decluttering

"You're positive we don't need these notarized?"

"Okay, we get it - You're a social conservative!"

"The manna tastes okay, but I'd feel better if I had a list of ingredients."

"When we get to the promised land I never want to even see a piece of mann again for as long as I live."

"I see you decluttered."

"I thought you were organizing my stuff."

"Parting the clutter in your room isn't the same as cleaning it, Moses."

'Never, Ever...open the glove compartment in your car.'

Clearing Away Christmas

Safer Torah

And Moses climbed the mountain, day and night, searching for some sort of sign from god when suddenly he saw it!

'Don't just sit there buffering, clean up you room.'